This great photo of snoop doggy dogg as Snoopraham LincDogg shows a great man who might have given the Gettysburg address in a completely different way if he had been there instead of President Abraham Lincoln! Generally Awesome presents
The Gettysbizzurg Addrizzess by Snoopraham LincDogg

This is what the Gettysburg Address might have sounded like if it were given by Snoop Doggy Dogg. It would have been the Gettysbizzurg Addrizzess and he would called himself Snoopraham LincDogg.

Four score n seven years ago our fatha brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, n dedicated ta tha proposizzles thizzay all men is created equal fo gettin yo pimp on.

Now we is engaged in a bootylicious civil war, test'n cracka that nation, or any nation so conceived n so dedicizzle can long endure like this and like that and like this and uh. We is met on a bootylicious battlefield of that war aww nah. We have come ta dedicate a portion of that field, as a final rest'n place fo` those who here gave they lives tizzle that nation M-to-tha-izzight live straight from long beach nigga. It is playa gang bangin' n propa that we should do this cuz its a G thang.

But, in a killa sense, we cannot dedicate—we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this ground thats off tha hook yo. The brave mizzy clockin' n dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our pizzle powa ta add or detract Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. The world will shawty note, nor long rappa what we say here, but it can cracka forget wizzle they did here . They call me tha black folks president.

It is fo` us tha straight trippin' brotha ta be dedicated here ta tha unfinished W-to-tha-izzork which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced fo my bling bling. It is ratha fo` us ta be here dedicated ta tha bootylicious tizzay remain'n before us—that from these honored dead we takes increazed devotion ta thizzay cause fo` W-H-to-tha-izzich they gizzle tha last fiznull measure of devotizzles we hizzy highly resolve thiznat these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, unda God, S-H-to-tha-izzall have a new birth of freedom— n T-H-to-tha-izzat government of tha people, by tha people, fo` tha people, S-H-to-tha-izzall not perish fizzy tha earth so i can get mah pimp on. so sit back relax, new jacks get smacked. Death row 187 4 life.

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